Its pretty bad when you’re in class and someone makes a joke about stabbing you, then someone else makes a joke about chocking you and all you say is “I’ll do it myself to spare you the trouble”… And the worst thing is they don’t realize you’re serious.
boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid